First of all, let me say that I fucking hate my cousin Shawn. I fucking
hate him. But I guess if it weren’t for him I wouldn’t be writing this
story.
My name is Chris and I’m 18. I live with my mom (Lana) and dad (Eddie)
and my older sister (Sarah). So anyway, my parents have a New Year’s Eve
party at our house every year. We have a lot of bedrooms so my parents
usually get a pretty big crowd since people can drink as much as they want
and not have to worry about driving.
This year was pretty much the same except my sister went to a friend’s
party instead. So my parents always have these lame-ass party games that
they get off of a website where everybody has to, like, find out something
out about somebody by asking questions or figure out who’s lying from a
group of statements. Of course everyone’s getting drunk the whole time and
then at midnight we watch the Time Square thing on TV.
It was around 2:00 a.m. when my dad told me to go to bed. He said my
cousin Shawn had to go too, even though he was 17 and wanted to stay up.
But we were sharing the same room – and no, don’t even think there is any
gay stuff in this story because there isn’t – and Shawn’s dad (my Uncle
John) said he had to go too.
So anyway, we’re in my room and he wants to use my computer. He says we
should look at porn online. I told him that I can’t because my parents
have CyberSitter on my computer and it blocks me out of that stuff. Then
he starts making fun of me because I’m 18 and I still have CyberSitter on
my computer. That asshole!
He messes around with it for like 18 minutes before he gives up. He’s
about to turn it off when I tell him that I have some pictures in an email
folder. I have a friend in England that I met online and he sends me
pictures of this one girl that we absolutely worship. He would say
“fancy,” but that’s because he’s a Limey. The girl’s name is Lucy Pinder
and she’s about the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen in my life. She’s
got these enormous – and I mean huge – knockers. But they’re 100% real
(seriously – look it up on Google) and she’s also got an amazing figure and
these eyes that drive me crazy, it’s like you look at them and they say
“relax, I’m going to take good care of you.”
Anyway, Lucy’s got this thing where she doesn’t show her nipples or any
beaver. It’s weird because she shows the entire rest of her boobs, just
not the nipples. She also does some lesbian type photos with this other
chick Michelle Marsh, who shows everything, but not Lucy. But I think that
makes her hotter.
Anyway, I showed the pictures to Shawn and he wasn’t impressed because
she didn’t show anything. Whatever. Then he says to me “you know who that
girl looks exactly like?” and I’m like “no” and he says “Your mom.” Which
is really fucked up. I mean, I guess he’s right – mom is obviously older
so she’s not as toned and her face is a little different – but you just
don’t say that to someone.
Then he tells me to relax, that a lot of guys have a “type” and that
it’s usually a lot like their mom. Then he goes on talking about how great
my mom’s breasts are, only he keeps calling them tits and I can’t stand it.
I tell him to just shut up and he’s like, “you have to admit they’re
fucking awesome” and I’m like “no I don’t.” Anyway, that was the end of
that conversation. We turned off the computer and went to bed.
I’m guessing around 2 hours later, my uncle John starts banging on my
door saying they need Shawn and me downstairs. Something about “setting
the record.” I was half asleep when I got downstairs so I was in no way
prepared for what I was about to see.
It was the worst fucking thing ever. I mean, it was horrible. The
image is burned into my fucking head, and I see it all the time and it
won’t go away.
All of the guests were standing in a big horseshoe around my mom. She
was kneeling on this blue plastic tarp that my dad uses for yardwork, and
she was almost totally naked. The only thing she had on were these black
high heels and her underwear, which was a thong and I definitely didn’t
need to know that.
But it gets worse. One of the guys at the party was this guy Scott
who’s married to my dad’s friend Beth. I’d met him earlier – Scott works
for Fox Sports Net and we talked a lot about what it was like because I
want to be a sports anchor like the guys on ESPN. Now Scott was standing
in front of my mom with his dick out, and my mom was jerking him off and
all these people (including Scott’s wife, Beth) were laughing and cheering
him on. He grabbed the back of my mom’s head and shot a small amount of
cum on her face.
A whole bunch of people yelled “Sixty three!” Somebody said “how many
was that for you?” and Scott said “three, and I am so done.” Then my uncle
John (my mom’s brother, for Christ’s sake) is like “let the new guys go!”
and pushes us right up to her.
That’s when I noticed that she was covered, I mean absolutely bathed, in
jism. It was all in her hair, in her ears, on her face, in the corner of
her mouth, down her neck, and all over her tits. I mean boobs. And it was
dripping onto the tarp. She looked at me and was like “oh, hi baby” like
it was just totally normal for me to see her like this.
“Go ahead Shawn, we need ten more for the record!” said my uncle John.
Shawn was like “oh, fuck yeah!” and took out his dick and started beating
it at my mom. He stroked it for like 20 seconds before he came on my mom.
And so much came out it was obscene – it was like he was peeing cum. There
were waves splashing all over her face and mouth and then he lowered it and
more came out on her boobs.
Everybody was dying laughing including my mom who was like “oh my god!”
Somebody yelled “sixty four!” and another voice said “come on, Chris!” My
uncle John was like “you can do it!” My mom looked at me and smiled. She
said “go ahead, baby, it’s just for fun.”
I was like, outside of my body. I didn’t have any feeling in my hands
when I took my dick out. I wasn’t even hard. “Somebody get him ready!” I
heard. Mrs. McFarland, my old babysitter’s mom, put her hand on my
shoulder and pulled me back a little. She said “here, let me help you
out,” and started giving me a hand-job, right in front of everybody.
I started noticing more things – every guy there had their dick out.
Some women were, I guess you would call it “fluffing” – trying to get the
guys ready again. I saw Whitney, my old babysitter (and Mrs. McFarland’s
daughter) fluffing her husband. She smiled at me. Then I saw my dad – my
own dad – getting fluffed by his friend Beth, with Scott standing right
next to them, bent over and out of breath.
Then I saw my uncle John go over and cum on my mom. On his own sister!
He must have done it a few times already, too, because barely any came out.
A guy from my dad’s work who’s name I can’t remember went up to my mom next
and started beating off so hard it looked painful.
I never would have guessed that my first hand-job would be from my
babysitter’s mom who is like in her fifties. Talk about nutso. But she
was doing a pretty good job. I think Mr. McFarland thought so too because
after watching us for only like a minute he made a quick trip over to my
mom for number sixty six. His son-in-law was right behind. Then Shawn
stepped up again, and the douche bag copped a feel off my mom’s right
breast. My mom asked him if he liked that and told him to come on them and
make them his. He spurted right on them in no time, obviously not as much
as the last time, and rubbed his load into her boobs with his hand.
“Shawn!” his mom (my aunt Lynn) said, pretending to scold him. But she was
laughing too.
Mrs. McFarland asked if I was ready and I said “I guess so.” She led me
up to my mom and the crowd was like “whoa! Here we go!” Mrs. McFarland
stroked me a couple times toward my mom’s face and then stepped back. I
took over. It felt totally dazed. I didn’t think I was going to be able
to do it, but then my mom said “go ahead, sweetie, you can do it,” and I
came. I came on my mom. It wasn’t as much as Shawn did, but it was a real
flyer and would have gotten some good distance if it hadn’t hit her right
in the nose. “Yeah, that’s it,” my mom encouraged as I finished shooting.
Everybody yelled “Sixty nine!” Some guy I didn’t know gave me a high five
and said “lucky sixty nine!”
I walked back to the corner and stood next to my mom’s friend Deb.
She’s a pretty woman who was in a car accident and now she’s in a
wheelchair. She said hi to me but kept on fluffing my Uncle Rick, who was
standing right next to her with his pants off. Now I’m not one to compare
dicks or anything, but his was enormous. It looked like an alien or
something because it had all these veins popping out all over the place. I
was wondering if Uncle Rick’s wife (my dad’s sister Cates) approved of this
– I looked around saw her sitting in a chair with a clipboard and a pencil.
It looked like she was keeping score. Deb’s husband Tom was looking at the
clipboard. His penis was out of his pants but it was obviously spent. It
seemed like everyone was fine with what was going on.
My uncle Rick stepped up to my mom next. He smacked my mom in the face
with his gigantic dick and bounced it off her head. She grabbed it with
two hands and stuffed as much as she could in her mouth. She tried to blow
him as best she could but he was so big she was using a lot of hand, too.
After about a minute he said, “ok, ok,” and my mom took him out of her
mouth and jerked his cock as his semen covered her face. As he finished he
whacked her face a couple times with his dick again and my mom smiled and
pushed him away. People laughed and said “seventy!”
My cousin Shawn went up to my mom again (the third time in like 20
minutes!) and did what uncle Rick did, smacking her face with his dick.
This got a huge laugh from the crowd. That was all I could stand. I went
back up to my room and crawled into bed. Shouts of “seventy-one!” came
from downstairs, and I started to cry.
Shawn came back to my room about 20 minutes later. He was all hyper and
wanted to brag. “That was fucking awesome!” he kept saying. “You’re mom
is the best! Don’t tell me you didn’t like that!” OK, dickweed, I won’t
tell you. He went on to tell me that he was the only one who did it 4
times, and that the 4th was the record breaker, and that my mom had helped
him with her mouth and hands. I fell asleep while he was still talking,
thinking a million thoughts from “what the hell was going on” to “just what
and who’s record was broken?”
In the morning, everyone heads down to the dining room where there’s a
big brunch for all the guests. I avoided it and everyone else by going up
to the attic. There’s a cedar closet up there, and it’s closed off to
retain the smell but it was built next to the where the roof slants so
there’s this little triangular passageway. I used to hide in it when I was
little – I called it my cubby – and since I felt like hiding today I
crawled right in.
About an hour later, who should come up to the attic but my mom.
She was wearing a thin yellow dress and her long, brown hair was pulled
back in a pony tail. The sunlight coming through the window fell
delicately across her body and made her look like an angel. “I thought I
might find you in here,” she said. “Do you want to come out and talk?”
I didn’t answer her, but I did crawl out of the cubby and sit down.
“I guess you’re pretty upset about last night,” she said.
Again, I didn’t answer.
“I’m really sorry,” she said. “I should have known it would be hard,
er… difficult to see me like that when you weren’t expecting it.”
“Why were you doing it?” I asked.
Mom sighed and sat down next to me. “Well, it’s fun. It’s something
that we do every once in a while. Your father and I don’t mind and nobody
gets hurt…”
“No,” I interrupted. “Why were YOU doing it?”
“I’m sorry,” she said. “I guess it all started because of my breasts.
They make it easier for guys to get turned on in front of a group. I… I
guess there are no good answers here. It’s just something that I’ve done
for a long time and I didn’t really question it.”
“How long have you been doing that?”
“It started in high school. I was pretty adventurous and would make out
with a couple guys at once… is this bothering you?”
“No,” I said. “Keep going.”
“Anyway, word got around and guys would just ask to do it, you know,
ejaculate on me.”
“And you let them? It wasn’t humiliating?” I asked.
“I mean, part of me thought it was. But another part of me felt good,
you know, that I had this effect on guys, that I got to have their semen
all over me.”
“But why was Uncle John doing it?”
“I suppose it’s a turn-on for him too.”
“But isn’t that incest?” I asked.
“No,” she said. “It’s not like it’s sex or anything.”
“So you don’t care that your own brother gets turned on by that?” I
asked.
“Sweetie, it’s harmless.”
“Does he ever touch you when he’s doing it?”
“Sometimes,” she said.
“Gross!” I thought I was going to feel more disgusted by this than I
actually was. “Do you ever touch him?”
“Sometimes,” she said.
“Have you ever masturbated him?”
“Yes.”
“Seriously? Have you put it in your mouth?”
“Honey, I…” She looked at me and knew she needed to tell the truth.
“Sorry. Yes, I have. I want to be honest with you.”
“Jesus… does dad know?”
“Your father knows. Like I said, it’s not like my brother and I are
having sex. It’s only when we have our little parties, which is pretty
much just on New Year’s. It’s out in the open and everyone can see.”
“How long have the two of you… you know…”
“Back in high school he was at a party where guys were, you know, doing
that to me. I paused for a minute to wipe some semen from my eye, and when
I looked up there he was, smiling at me and ready to go. He was my
brother, but I figured what the hell. It was actually really flattering
how much he ejaculated on me. He admitted to me later that he’d always
been turned on by my breasts. I realized that it didn’t bother me. After
that I even let him occasionally do it on me in our house right before I’d
get in the shower. There was always some incidental touching but we never
had sex or anything.”
“So you’re the only one who everybody comes on?” I asked.
“Actually, no,” my mom said. “Your aunt Cates got into the act a few
years ago. Now we take turns and try to beat each other’s record.”
Like I said before, Cates was my dad’s sister and my Uncle “Big Dick”
Rick’s wife. She was really well endowed too, just a little shorter and
rounder than my mom. I could see how they could give each other a run for
their money.
“So does dad ejaculate on Aunt Cates?” I asked.
“Yes, he does.”
“God! This is so fucked up!” I said. “Do they, you know, do the same
things you and uncle John do?”
“I’m sure they do, but I really shouldn’t speak for him. But like I
said, it’s out in the open.”
“Jesus…” I said.
“Listen,” my mom said. “I love you more than anything in the world.
I’m sorry if this hurt you, but I want you to know I’m trying to make up
for it by being completely honest with you.”
“I know,” I said. “It was just really hard for me to see you like that
and now hear all of this.”
“I hope you understand that this isn’t a bad thing. I’m just sorry that
your first time had to be so shocking,” she said. “It would have been
nicer in a more private setting.”
“I guess,” I said.
“Should we make up for it now?” she asked.
“What do you mean?” I said.
My mom didn’t say another word. She just leaned forward and pulled her
arms back through the shoulders of her dress. She looked me right in the
eye and let the front of her dress fall down. I couldn’t stop staring at
her breasts. Fuck it, I’m going to say it. Tits. I was staring at my
mom’s tits.
She took my hands in hers and placed them on those gloriously soft flesh
pillows. I didn’t require any encouragement – I cupped and squeezed and
kneaded and rubbed. I played with and pinched her nipples – apparently a
little too hard because she told me to be gentler with them. Mom just kind
of sat back and smiled and watched as I fondled her.
“So do you like my body, hon?” she asked.
“Yeah, mom,” I said. “It’s amazing.” I couldn’t get enough of the way
her skin felt as it flowed through my fingers.
“Well thank you,” she said, rubbing my cheek with her palm and then the
back of her hand. “It feels really good.”
“But, should we, um… should we really be doing this?” I asked.
“Honey, we need to get accustomed to seeing each other’s bodies.
Listen, I know last night was strange but there will be many more times
when men are going to ejaculate on me. I want you to be comfortable with
that, so much so that if you want to you can ejaculate on me as well. I
would love nothing more than if there were a room full of men and out of
all of them you ejaculated on me the most.”
I could no longer deny that I was being outrageously turned on by my
mom. She was so calm and beautiful and sweet as she let me caress her
boobs. When she told me she hoped I’d want to come on her, I began to shift
around uncomfortably due to my suddenly flaring boner. Mom noticed.
“Here, I can help with that,” she said. My mom crawled over me
unbuckled my belt. I tried to act like I should resist, but we both knew
better. Mom just put a finger over my lips and said, “shh… ” She kissed
me full on the lips as she laid me on my back. As she slid down, she
looked me deeply in the eyes and purposefully dragged her breasts across my
body. “Relax,” she said. “I’m going to take good care of you.”
I propped myself up on my elbows to watch. My mom was amazing. She
took my whole cock in her mouth and slowly and lovingly deep-throated me. I
watched as her lips made a beautiful “O” as she easily slid them up and
down my shaft. She never broke eye-contact. She never gagged. She just
bobbed her head up and down, warmly massaging my penis with her throat,
mouth and tongue.
I momentarily glanced past her head at her tits as they hung down. They
were so fucking enormous. She’d been watching me carefully, and paid heed
to my shift in attention.
She slid my cock out of her mouth slowly. It was like watching a
sword-swallower – even though I was intimately familiar with the length of
my own Johnson (I knew it like the front of my hand, you could say) I
couldn’t believe how much was coming out of her mouth as she withdrew. She
had that shit all the way in there.
Mom opened her mouth to let drool run all over my engorged cock. She
washed it in by running her tongue up and down the entire length, pausing
only to lick the super-sensitive skin just below the head. When I was
finally good and wet, she brought my cock in between her heavenly tits and
squeezed them together, lifting her body up and down in what would no doubt
be the best titty-fuck I’d ever get in my life. She gradually built up
speed, but not too fast – she slowed down occasionally to let me enjoy the
feel of her nipple running up the underside of my shaft or on my scrotum,
or to wet me again, either with her drool or few deep-throating head-bobs.
“So,” I said as my mom smothered my cock in her bosom, “do I get to cum,
er, I mean, ejaculate on Aunt Cates next year?”
“Absolutely,” she said. “I’ll tell her you’ve been asking. She’ll be
thrilled.” Mom kept looking me deeply in the eye. Her bodily thrusts
surged to a crescendo.
This was getting to be too much. My balls felt like a shaken up
soda-can. “And then,” I asked, “in two years to I get to ejaculate on
you?”
“I think you get to do it a little sooner than that,” she said. And she
was right. My first blast blew right up into her chin, immediately
spilling down onto her magnificent breasts.
“Oh, yeah,” she cooed, taking my erupting cock in her hand and jerking
it into her face. I drilled cumshot after cumshot into her face and hair.
She even directed a couple bursts right into her mouth. When I finished,
she rubbed the underside of my cock all over her face, licking and kissing
with pure motherly love. She used it to push a little of the cum on her
face into her mouth. She swallowed slowly and sexily, rubbing her tongue
over her lips and teeth and saying “Mmm…” I could see strands of jism
sticking to her tongue and teeth.
“Do you want me to get some tissues or something?” I asked.
“No,” she said. “I want everyone to see just how much you mean to me.”
And with that, my mom pulled up the top to her dress. The breast area
immediately soaked through, completely revealing her nipples and the shape
of her tits (as if all the guests at our house didn’t get a good enough
look last night). Gobs of cum dripped off her face and onto the dress,
while other streaks dried on her cheeks and chin and in her hair.
“I love you, baby,” she said.
“I love you too, mom,” I said.
My mom went over to the stairs to return to the brunch.
“Mom… wait,” I said. “Do you think we could, maybe, take the
CyberSitter off the computer now?”
“Why not, I think you’ve earned it,” she said with a wink.
And with that, my cum-soaked mother returned to our guests.
So as I said, even though I hate my asshole cousin Shawn, if it weren’t
for him, this story never would have happened. Had he not been at the
party, I’m sure I wouldn’t have been included in my parents’ little game,
and then I wouldn’t have had this story, and then my dad wouldn’t have
showed me the erotic stories he’d written, or let me use his email address
to post this one.
Man I hope this is a quick year. Or two.